


I was looking at the passport of Julienne's dad and all I noticed was the many shuttlings to China. I like making him fed up with some bitchisms...
"You look like this guy from a Chinese movie..."
“You ate too much pansit in Guangzhou that's why you already look like Chinese.”
“You ask that Chinese lady at the furniture shop to give us a discount. You understand each other, right?”
“Why do we always go to Chinese restaurants when we're dating?”
The shackler turns, shakes his head, “You are the craziest woman in the world. “
I load him up with more insanity.
“Alright. Then go and leave me. By the way, what is your next Kung Fu movie?”
“You must have been a eunuch in your past life.”
The shackler is passive. “I don't care what you say. I'll court you and marry you again no matter how you push me out the door. Do you understand?””
Talk about being shackled. It's scary.
stephen chow/kung fu hustle
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